YOU'RE ATTENTION DEFECIT (plots!)

[CADE LIAM RIKE]

Say hello to Cade Rike.

Cade is a 28 year old mess (but I guess that's not REALLY his fault) in need of bad influences, one night stands, potential short-lived loves~ and enemies. Maybe some rabid fan girls that he could potentially bang and paparazzi people he can punch?

Really, it'll be an adventure for everyone~

Here's a short list of Cade's personality:
On the top of the list...
-Sociopathic (google it if you do not know what this means)
-Irrational
-Potentially ADD
-Strong gambler/smoker/drinker
-Party boy
-Easily set off
-Dislikes annoying people (it's up to him to decide who's annoying)
-Likes girls who know how to keep their mouths shut and legs open when they need to be


*takes deep breath* FDSKAIHDSAFJDSKFJDS I just thought of something I want....for Cade. Because I enjoy pure torture of my characters (it's like a hobby of mine). I want the wanton child of hell to...-dramatic whisper- fall in love. But the girl'd have to be a total hard ass that's willing to beat him when he's being a doucher. Really, it's torture for him because this forces him to care about someone, and he's so freaking detached from the world that admitting he was attached would mean that he's normal like everyone else and...yeah. That makes NO sense. But sssshhhhhhhhhh.

No one needs to know that.


IDEAS? *offers plate of _special brownies-

[zane patroclus panagakos]

well darlin', i'm juno and i've got a few people who might snag your interest, haha.

first, and probably the most fitting person i can offer (she's just so sociable :\) is selena kozma. although calling her that would get no response, seeing as she prefers lena and rarely goes by anything else. she's twenty two (or three, i can never remember) and well on her way to getting things in order... or so she says. realistically, she does have a job like she claims but it's not a good one and she's a horrible drug abuser even if she claims being clean etc the list goes on. moving away from my frantic rants, i can see maybe a bit of a friendship thing. she's crude and quite rude during the extent of her interaction but i guess she's charismatic enough to where people don't hate her - which is, if i'm understanding things so far, where they differ. maaaaaybeeeeee he can be a bit of a bad influence on her? since i'm sure they're either equal or she's got the lead on him by way of illegal substances, there isn't much he can expose her to (idk why but that automatically made me think of penises, sorry i just thought you should know), but he's a bit more willing to anger those around him and i think she might adapt that kind of mentality during any sort of time spent between the two of them. she'd probably force him to take her with him to wherever it is that he's going and then abandon him for lines of cocaine off of the tampon holders in the bathroom bc she's classy like dat.

zane and hector are available for plots, but i can't really think of anything so i'll just explain them in a bit of detail and see if you can come up with anything. granted, hector is lena's older brother so if he sees pictures circulating (given they actually do go out together and the paps decide it's important to take their picture), he's going to rip out cade's organs and sell them in the black market. or want to. anyway. he's a cranky bastard who spends way too much time working and is older mentally then he actually is. he has a beard. then there's zane, who's flamboyantly homosexual (or so he likes to say, but no one really knows for sure), who's lena's cousin and both her and hector continually torture him in various, quite amusing ways. he'd have a crush on cade and faint every time he was in near proximity but probably never do anything except run up and flash him and then prance away ~ oh wait what was that... nothing.

anyway.

ezzie is a bit like lena, but more sensible and raised in a family that had a lot of wealth instead of subjected to it at a later date. she's got extensive psychological problems that fringe on insanity but never actually get there, and is only stable half of the time. depression is her big thing right now, so she's hooked on whatever she can get her hands on at the time and has no problems with the concept of fucking herself over. she has a really long history but i don't really feel like explaining it, all i can say for these two is that he reminds her of her friend/thing nate from california, which would lead to a friendship where he just sort of abuses her and she laughs and punches him in the arm and annoys him some more. if that's okay with you (:

lastly, i have snejana. i'm not sure if there's anything here either, but probably not - she's incredibly sweet and a pretty classic person; she likes to read, embroider, cook etc. she also likes to go braless (yeah idk why i put that in her application but i was clearly thinking of someone else haha, still it stands) . she's fob from russia and quite new to the shock of american culture. while she doesn't dislike many people, i can see a sort of intimidation factor on her part. he'd probably have the profound urge to corrupt her, which is fine. she needs something to do anyway.

but yeah! sorry to write you a short novel, haha, that's what i got.

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[CADE LIAM RIKE]

HI THERE, AND I LIKE NOVELS. That means you put a lot of thought into this

CADE &LENA; when in the right situation, Cade can be a bit of an enabler, so sticking him with someone who's trying to get their life straight but is into all sorts of illegal drugs can only end in one way....hilarity. i definitely would love to get these two into a thread, and he'd love to be a bad influence on her, because it's what he does naturally. she seems like a really classy ladeh, and the only way to make her classier would be to make her hang out with Cade. fo sho, home skillet.

CADE & HECTOR/ZANE: gay fandoms are absolutely awesome, he'd be equally terrified, annoyed, and flattered by Zane. as far as Hector goes, knowing that he hates his guts would only inflame Cade's desire to corrupt Lena even more. I see some angry yelling fights in the future (what a beautiful future).

CADE & EZZIE: if she was annoying him and punching him at the same time, he'd be apt to punch her back, because he doesn't believe in laws against abuse or assault laws, they'd be fun to get together

CADE & SNEJANA: as previously discussed, Cade will corrupt anything that allows him to corrupt them. He'd teach her all shorts of cuss words and teach her how to avoid the tax man and get a green card early. because that's how he rolls.