it was a lone and dark december

[hector nicodemus kozma]

here's hector. because you can't eat just one... kozma (i did not steal that from a lays potato chip bag. anyway. this is lena's much blabbered about older brother, hector kozma, the asshole, the proverbial got out of a bad town dickface manwhore with no morals and a particularly astounding vocabulary for someone who barely scraped by in high school. he's twenty seven. he's bad 2 da bone. as you can see in the photographic evidence above, he's the most physically attractive man.. ever. he's made a living being a self-serving asshole and spending the majority of his time contemplating the stock markets, which inevitably leads to countless pairs of nearly identical crocodile leather loafers, cashmere sweaters and several homes in the hamptons. while he does have a profound hatred for most things, he finds himself in tedious friendships with people who are either too innocent to hate him for the nasty things he says or able to return his banter and also not hate him. sometimes he likes the people who hate him just because he thinks it's funny. most of the time, the asshole nature he's been blessed with makes him easy to hate and since he almost always hates you before you open your mouth anyway, a lot of enemies will be coming his way. consequently, he has a lot of enemies with benefits, the cause of which you can read beginning in line four and ending in line six. in case you can't count, i'll say repeat it here: he's the most attractive man.. ever. but yeah.

i'm sure you get the gist of him.

p.s. yeah i really did quote coldplay for the title because he doesn't sprout a mangina at the mention of chris martin like every other yuppie douchebag in this shithole.

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[marlene helen hamilton]

Wit wit wit; I can imagine them having long and exhausting banters, Len arching her brow at him and they both being entertained by the mutual annoyance they would cause each other. In the end, she wouldn't hate him, because he doesn't hide his asshat nature behind a nice façade and actually shows who he is clearly, so he's not deceiving anyone and she would probably respect him for that. He could find her somewhat pure and chaste nature interesting, but also see the little possessive, slightly manipulative and jealous being deep down in her.

Also, she's friends with Lena, so they're bound to know each other at some point.

[hector nicodemus kozma]

hector secretly thinks she's adorable like the little polly pocket he stole from lena when he was ten and she was four in the only exhibit of feminine behaviors he's ever put forth. he still has it, though over the years it's been maimed and burned and shot off in bottle rockets to the moon and then back again where he picked it up and tucked it into his pocket, hair smoking. anyway. he would probably find the virginal front a little annoying and declare her what he's diagnosed as a 'secret kink', which basically only means she's a freak in the sheets and he puts her phone number under a new category in his phone. he would like her manipulative side a lot more, ignore her if she was being too mary sunshine, and praise her for rude or abrupt comments like he was training a mini version of himself with a vagina and tweezed eyebrows.

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[marlene helen hamilton]

If Len only knew about said polly pocket, it could provide endless nicknames for him...Anyway, she would be slightly annoyed about having been compared to a mini doll and even more so about being declared 'a secret kink', but she'd still not so patiently put up with it because he's annoyingly interesting and unwillingly charming. He shall not worry, I'm fairly sure her 'mary sunshine' side would come out very rarely when he's around; the female Hector in training part is kind of creepy but also made me crack up like no tomorrow.

One word: I love it. 'cept those were three. You get the gist. <3

[hector nicodemus kozma]

haha, yayy. can't wait to thread them, or something.

yeah. i wouldn't necessarily call what they have a relationship, mostly because hector believes that he's beyond committing himself to one person (share the beauty), but nonetheless unless he was purposely trying to offend him i doubt the fact that he fucked his sister is going to be widely broadcasted.

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